Following In Her Sister's Boob Steps

Jordan’s 18-year-old sister, Sophia Price, has quit her job as a hairdresser in hopes of becoming a famous skank model like her sister. Sophia said she wants to be just like her sister by posing for Page 3 and Playboy.

She said, “I want to be as big as Jordan, but not in the boob department! I wouldn’t ever go massive like Kate – it would look ridiculous as I’m only a tiny 5ft 4in! I’d just like to go a bit bigger, maybe one size up to a C cup. I really like the bullet boob look at the moment. But I won’t be going topless just yet because it won’t leave me anywhere to go as a model – and that’s important to me."

It sounds to me like Sophia has inherited two things from her older sister: being a skank and talking about anything.

Sophia said that she’s been limited to swimwear shoots, but now that she’s 18 she can be more slutty. “I can be so much more daring now I’m 18. It felt great being able to pose in such sexy lingerie at last. Kate’s going to love the pictures, especially this one of me in the knee-high boots.”

Jordan is famous, because she has or had huge, fake chi-chis. Sophia needs to get with the program get the hell out of the game.

I sort of love Sophia though. When I grow up I want to be a whore! Such a lovely thing to look up to.