Jessica Alba gives advice

I never thought I’d be reading, much less, quoting something from CosmoGIRL. After this, you’ll see why I probably never will again. For their upcoming issue, Jessica Alba, Pete Wentz and Chace Crawford talked about love and relationships. Alba started it off with some dating advice which no girl should ever heed.

“Most guys, especially when they’re younger, really are only after one thing,” she says. “To all the girls out there, I don’t want to say, ‘Don’t give your heart to somebody like that,’ But wait at least a good year. You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other – but don’t give them everything.

“That was something I did at a young age,” she adds, “fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing. It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back them to hang on to some of myself.”

A year to have sex, huh? That’s 364 days longer than I’d prefer it to take. Unless, those 365 days are filled with bjs. Then that’s something I could live with.

Next up is Pete Wentz. If you expected him to say something retarded again, then you’d be correct in your assumption. Pete says he likes the “finals week” look on a girl where it looks like they’ve just woken up. He also says sexiness comes from confidence which is really weird because I thought it came from big boobs and an unrelenting desire to f’ me. Also weird is the fact that Pete feels emasculated when Ashlee Simpson wears heels because she ends up being taller than him. I thought the fact that he enjoys kissing guys would be even more emasculating, but apparently to him, doing that is a sign of manliness. Even manlier if there’s tongue. Touching the other person’s penis while doing it? That’s a He-Man level of manly!

Finally, all Chace Crawford said was, “I’m ready for a girlfriend.” Uh, that’s great dude. Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be sure to write that down in my diary. “Dear diary. Some kid told me he was ready for a girlfriend today. Was he hitting on me?”

This guy is banging Hayden Panettiere

‘Heroes’ star Milo Ventimiglia has finally come clean about his relationship with co-star Hayden Panettiere. The pair were rumored to be dating, but always denied they were more than just good friends.

According to reports, the 30-year-old actor announced he and Panettiere were dating when he toasted the 18-year-old at a pre-Christmas Water Grill party in Los Angeles. Sources say Ventimigila told co-stars that he was dating Panettiere and even told her he loved her.

“He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her,” says an eyewitness. The insider adds that the couple spent the rest of the night holding hands.

Amrita is not even worth Rs 30 lakhs

Ranbir, Sonam, Neil Mukesh or Deepika Padukone aren’t the only stars who floored audience in 2007.

Our very own Nasal sensation Himesh Reshammiya rocked literally the box-office too and perhaps much better than most of them.

Bhushan Kumar, the T-Series czar, was so impressed with his outing at the box office that he launched three Karzzzz, Kajraare and A love Iissshtory, starring Himesh, to be directed by Satish Kaushik, Pooja Bhatt and John Mathew Matthan respectively.

Karzzzz is the remake of Ghai’s original blockbuster of the same name but the film has already landed into minor tussle with Amrita Rao, who claims that she was asked to play the lead role opposite Himesh which she eventually refused.

She also claims that Satish Kaushik and Himesh Reshammiya offered her 3.5 crore to play Tina Munim’s role in the remake. They felt that she was perfect for the fresh, innocent girl’s part.

They even offered her superb songs but Amrita turned down the offer as she didn’t want to star opposite Himesh. She has films with Harman Baweja, Nikhil Dwivedi and Shahid Kapur in her kitty and wants to act with bigger stars.

Now that claim has made Bhushan Kumar very angry. “Karzzzz was never offered to Amrita Rao.

We were always supposed to introduce a new, fresh girl from the day it was announced,” he fumes and adds, "Why would I offer her three crores to Amrita who is not worth more than 30 lakh.”

Himesh Reshammiya too denies approaching Amrita, “It’s a lie that we approached Amrita! I have never met Amrita Rao.

Karzzzz will introduce a new girl opposite me and not only that each of my new films will introduce a new face because I think the chemistry with a new face opposite me has worked last time. "

And now we hear that Jennifer Kotwal, who made a spectacular debut in the Kannada superhit Jogi, is the most likely choice to play Tina Munim’s role.

Jennifer had a tiny appearance in Subhash Ghai’s Yaadein and it was on his recommendation Jeniffer was roped in for Karzzzz.

Bipasha, John to get engaged!

It’s good news. Very soon John Abraham and Bipasha basu will be exchanging rings.

The couple have been dating for the last seven years and now their parents want them to move a step ahead.Says a source from John’s family,
"Both John and Bipasha are very close to their families. Recently, their parents met and discussed about solemnising their relationship by exchanging rings.
"Bipasha’s family is keen on an early January engagement as both of them have busy work schedules after that.
"Bipasha’s family wants the rituals to be done as per the Bengali traditions," confirms our source.

Is Sania Mirza Shahid's new Love

Shahid Kapur and Sania Mirza are a hot and happening pair. A few days ago, the duo were seen together at Bangalore’s Windsor Sheraton spending some quality time together.

Another guest who was also dining there told press that they appeared very happy in each other’s company, though there was another person with them.

Shahid also confirmed this news and said,"Yes, we did meet over dinner on Tuesday night, but we were in a group. My friend Shriram and a couple more friends were with us. After dinner, Sania went back and Shriram and I spent the night catching up on our lives in my room.”

He added that he was in Bangalore only to meet Shriram. But the story didn’t end there. Now we hear that on Sunday evening, Shahid and Sania were spotted again having dinner in Mumbai’s suburban five-star hotel. They spent nearly two hours with each other.

On Sunday evening, Shahid performed at a film award function and after the function got over, he drove straight to another suburban five-star hotel where Sania joined him.

According to onlookers Shahid and Sania very much looked like a couple. They were completely engrossed in each other, and were oblivious of what was happening around them.

Penelope Does Lesbian Love Scene with Sister

Spanish actress Penelope Cruz and sister Monica can be seen getting a little naughty in their brother Eduardo’s latest music video, Cosas Que Contar.

In the video, the sisters, who play sexy translators, are dubbing a lesbian scene from a film.

And as they watch the saucy footage, it turns them on for some similar naughty behavior, reports The Sun.

According to reports, the scene shows Penelope in various states of undress as she is kissing Monica.

Eduardo wanted his sisters’ help to launch his pop career by getting the track publicized around the world.

Eduardo is obviously grateful for the promotion for the record which will come from such scenes featuring his sisters, and has commented that it was a dream come true seeing the two girls dancing together.

Penélope has commented that the song means a lot to her and that the melody is very special as it reminds her always of the day that the song was composed in Madrid.

Who Are These People And Why Are They Famous?

I ask you this! Why the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his horsie-mouthed daughter famous? Billy Ray’s fame should’ve stayed in the early 90s. I watched like 10-minutes of that Hannah Montana crap and it was so boring that I started to chew my toe nails. I would’ve done that anyway yes, but watching that sped up the process.

I mean that chick was in Page Six today, because she broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers. Her shit should stay in BOP! and Tiger Beat. What the hell? She’s like 15 or some shit. They’ll be back together by Sunday. That’s how teen break-ups work. I know every tween, fetus, baby and some creepy older men dig her ass, but I don’t get it.

I feel so ancient blabbing about this. Ignore everything I just said.

Angelina Jolie Is On Top

Angelina Jolie has been named the best celebrity humanitarian person of 2007. Reuters conducted the survey on 606 people. They also named Bono, Desmond Tutu, Bill Gates, Mia Farrow, Don Cheadle, Brad Pitt and some other people worthy.

On the other side of the list, Madonna was named the worst celebrity humanitarian meaning she gives celebrity humanitarianism a bad name. Also joining Madge are Paris Hilton, Oprah, Bono and Bob Geldof. Bono made the best and worst? Paris should’ve been the worst. That bitch is a joke. I thought her ass was supposed to go to Rwanda! Lying whore.

Angelina is a good person, blah…blah… Let’s just get it over with and give her the worst for the best person who ever lived in the whole universe ever. You know she wants.

Here’s Brangelina shopping at a children’s store named Pippen Lane in New Orleans. Angelina really should be shopping at Talbots or wherever the hell she goes, because she needs new threads bad. They probably went to that children’s store to buy Shiloh "make up" gifts for ignoring her all the time. Yeah right! She gets the hand-me-downs from Zahara!

Following In Her Sister's Boob Steps

Jordan’s 18-year-old sister, Sophia Price, has quit her job as a hairdresser in hopes of becoming a famous skank model like her sister. Sophia said she wants to be just like her sister by posing for Page 3 and Playboy.

She said, “I want to be as big as Jordan, but not in the boob department! I wouldn’t ever go massive like Kate – it would look ridiculous as I’m only a tiny 5ft 4in! I’d just like to go a bit bigger, maybe one size up to a C cup. I really like the bullet boob look at the moment. But I won’t be going topless just yet because it won’t leave me anywhere to go as a model – and that’s important to me."

It sounds to me like Sophia has inherited two things from her older sister: being a skank and talking about anything.

Sophia said that she’s been limited to swimwear shoots, but now that she’s 18 she can be more slutty. “I can be so much more daring now I’m 18. It felt great being able to pose in such sexy lingerie at last. Kate’s going to love the pictures, especially this one of me in the knee-high boots.”

Jordan is famous, because she has or had huge, fake chi-chis. Sophia needs to get with the program get the hell out of the game.

I sort of love Sophia though. When I grow up I want to be a whore! Such a lovely thing to look up to.

Brandy Will Not Face Criminal Charges for Fatal Crash

R&B singer Brandy will not face criminal charges for a fatal car crash that she was involved in on December 30th of last year. With respect to the specifics of the Decemeber 30, 2006 accident, People Magazine reports:

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy rear-ended a 2005 Toyota Corolla while traveling on an L.A. freeway, setting off a chain-reaction crash that involved two other cars. The driver of the Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, a 38-year-old mother of two, died the following day from injuries she had sustained."

Despite Brandy’s role in the crash, it has been announced today that she will not face any criminal charges. People further reports:

"The City Attorney’s Office has decided not to file misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy Norwood in the case stemming from a Dec. 30, 2006, traffic collision," that office’s spokesman Frank Mateljan said in a statement. "After conducting a thorough investigation, which included consulting with some of the top accident reconstruction experts in the country, City prosecutors concluded that there was insufficient evidence from which a jury could find Ms. Norwood guilty of such a charge beyond a reasonable doubt," he said."

Brandy was not injured in the crash and there has been no evidence that suggests that she was under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time of the incident. Nevertheless, Brandy still faces four wrongful-death suits filed by Aboudihaj’s family and one other victim invovled in the accident.

An Astrologer Says Britney Has Marriage in Her Future!

Astrologer Susan Miller says that Britney Spears will have a bright future of love and success in less than a year! Us Magazine reports:

Good news for the 26-year-old Sagittarius: “She will fall in love around this time next year,” Miller says. “She’s going to be awfully happy.” Miller says her future mate will "be very financial, practical and stable. He’ll be 7 years older and will know how to handle money — a manager-type,” Miller says. (Sam Lutfi anyone?) But Spears won’t walk down the aisle next year. “Britney has the potential to marry again in her life, but like Halle Berry, she may be a little wary right now,” Miller says."

Marriage for Britney again!? Wasn’t the whole K-Fed disaster enough to prove that she can’t be a wife or a mother? She can’t even take care of herself… or her kids… how is she going to be able to be there for another full-grown human? She couldn’t do that for her last husband, and he had corn-rows and had the mentality little kid! Yea, so I don’t who this fortune teller is, or where she came from, but I think this is totally inaccurate.

See, if Britney really wants her future told, she should go to the same Bulgarian gypsy that I met in a produce market while I was in Eastern Europe on business a few years back. The gypsy told me that because of my broad, strong shoulders, I’m a natural born leader, and my chiseled jaw is a sign of power and it’s only a matter of time until I’m voted sexiest man alive. See, now that’s a fortune! Oh, and she never really gave a rigid time frame… you know, for the element of surprise. It’s not because astrology is a complete fraud and the gypsy schemed me out of all of the Euros in my pocket. Nope, not at all.

Jennifer Lopez is an Emotional Wreck

How do you know Jennifer Lopez is pregnant? Besides the obvious belly expanding her hormones are also screwed up.

Lopez admits that she has been an emotional wreck during her pregnancy. She says she cries every time she watches something “touching” on TV.

Lopez says: "Anything that is touching makes me cry – any commercial that is sappy and silly. Things about dads make me cry, maybe because of my relationship with my own father. But anytime I see anything about a dad with his little girl, and I’m over tired, I’m gone!"

I don’t mind the physical body changes that much during pregnancy but I’m dreading the hormonal changes. Girls are already very emotional, just imagine being extra emotional for 9 months. Wow! Not looking forward to that!

Hannah Montana Is Single Again

‘Hannah Montana’ star Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Nick Jonas of the ‘Jonas Brothers’ have called off their teen romance.

"They just broke up, but not many people even knew they were going out," said an insider. When Cyrus’ rep was reached, she said, "We do not comment on our client’s personal life."

What’s your future prediction about Miley? Will she be the next Britney or Lindsay or do you guys think she’ll make out ok? She’s pretty damn popular for being just 15 years old. I’m just glad she’s not knocked up yet.

Angelina Loves To Strip Down For Movies

Angelina Jolie admits that she doesn’t mind stripping down for movie roles and her relationship to Brad Pitt doesn’t get in the way either. She even doesn’t mind showing what she’s got to her male costars.

She says, "A physical thing is, for some people, like me, very easy. You find something about that person that you love and you enjoy, that you truly embrace and have fun with, and you just enjoy each other. You’re two adults and you know that it doesn’t mean anything."

I don’t think she realizes that it might not mean anything to her, but it’s gonna mean everything to her male costar because they are shooting a nude scene with the sexiest woman alive. Imagine how intimidating it might be for to shoot a sex scene with Angelina Jolie?

Jessica Alba Got Engaged!?

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was seen leaving the gym earlier today with what seemed like a huge rock on her finger.

Could her beau Cash Warren have proposed over the Christmas holiday? That rock is wayyyy too big to be a gym ring, and she wouldn’t be wearing it unless it was a new engagement ring right?

The couple had initially broken up over the summer because Alba reportedly wanted to get married and Cash wasn’t ready. Three months later, they’re back on and there’s a baby in the oven.

Alba has said that she doesn’t want to be pregnant in a wedding dress so don’t wait for a shotgun wedding, but it looks like Cash is going to make an honest woman out of Alba after all. Remember, you heard it here first folks!

Fergie and Josh Duhamel Engaged

Weren’t these two against getting married? Josh Duhamel has proposed to his long time girlfriend Fergie and guess what…she’s accepted!

Josh’s rep confirmed the engagement news to TMZ stating that Josh “recently” proposed to Fergie Ferg and they are indeed engaged.

It’s funny that they got engaged because just recently Fergie told Blender magazine that they might never tie the knot because "We’re practically married, anyway.”

A girl could have a change of heart right? Either that or she was acting like a hard ass.

Paris Hilton Just Lost Her Inheritance!

Paris Hilton may have just lost nearly all of her inheritance! Us Magazine reports:

Barron Hilton, the 80-year-old son of the founder of the worldwide hotel chain that carries the family name, has earmarked 97 percent of his vast fortune – nearly $2.3 billion – to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, to help the homeless with housing, find safe water in developing countries and assist other good causes around the world, it has been announced. To Barron’s heirs – who include Paris – will go the remaining three percent: some $69 million, which is said to be taxable."

All of this basically means that Paris will be getting a whole lot less than she had hoped for. Instead of receiving an anticipated $100 million, it looks like she will only get $5 million dollars. Which, of course, is still like hitting the lottery for you and me, but that’s a huge blow to Paris’ future. But I’m sure with another sex-tape or two, she can earn a lot of that money on her own.

As for grampa’s thoughts on his decision to give up 97% of his cash money to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation which was founded by and named after Paris’ great grandfather… Us Magazine reports:

In a statement, Barron Hilton said that his father, Conrad, had set the example and bequeathed 97 percent of his money to the charitable foundation, which the elder Hilton founded in 1944, "and I am proud to follow my father’s example." "

Ouch. It looks like grandpa has deeply personal motives that he actually believes in. Hmm… good luck changing that guy’s mind. If there’s one thing about old people, it’s that they’re stubborn! Poor Paris. She might just have to live off of all of the other millions she’s accrued for doing basically nothing other than being a skank over the years. Poor girl. People just shouldn’t live like that, really.

Anyway, here’s Paris and her sister Nicky soaking up the Maui sun on Christmas. Tough Life.

Presidential Nominee Supports Jamie Lynn

Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears may not be old enough to vote, but she’s found an unlikely ally in Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee.

Huckabee, who is a Republican Baptist minister, took a moment to discuss Spears’ situation at a rally in Iowa. Shouldn’t he be talking about things far more important than Britney’s little sister?

He said, "It’s a tragedy when a 16-year-old, who is not really prepared for all the responsibilities of adult life, is going to be now faced with all the responsibilities of honest-to-goodness adult life."

He added, "I think that is the right decision, a good decision, and I respect that and appreciate it. I hope it is not an encouragement to other 16-year-olds who think that is the best course of action, but, at the same time, I’m not going to condemn her.

"I just hope that she will make another right decision and that’s to give that child all the love and kindness and care that she can."

Isn’t it sad that she’s old enough to bring another human being into the world but she’s not allowed to vote or smoke a cigarette or have a drink? She clearly has the financial means to support her child, but babies shouldn’t be having babies.

Barron Hilton Is Already In The News

Forget Paris, Nicole and Lindsay! The new wave of brats have it Hollywood. Paris Hiltons has a younger brother that is 16 years old and he is already causing trouble. Barron Hilton is apparently dating Skye Peters who happens to be the daughter of “Superman Returns” producer Jon Peters.

Barron and Skye were reportedly at a room together at the Bel Air Hotel on Friday when "something happened" and the "police were called."

Why the hell are these kids at hotel rooms at age 16? Are they even allowed to check into a hotel at that age?

A rep for Jon told Page Six : "Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out."

It turns out that Jon and his ex wife Christine have some crazy beef together worst than K.Fed and Britney. So bad that Jon had Christine evacuated from the Bel Air home they once shared.

Christine’s assistant denied all claims stating, "Christine and Kathy Hilton have been friends for years so of course Skye and Barron are friends. They were all at the Bel Air several weeks ago for a luncheon, but the rest sounds crazy. Police were not called."

These rich kids are the new wave of brats that are probably gonna hit the Hollywood scene so fasten your seat belts people cause more screwed up kids are on their way.

Hilary Swank Wants Answers!

Before Hilary Swank won two Oscars, she was making cameos on shows like Beverly Hills 90210. Remember Hilary on 90210?

Well, it turns out that she wasn’t so popular on the show hence the reason she was outed and she’s still a bit bitter about it.

She tells Britain’s Telegraph: "They never told me why, they just said it wasn’t working. Especially when it’s in its eighth season and no one’s watching it. You just think, ‘I’m not good enough for this show?’ "

Isn’t it funny that she’s become so successful but she still thinks about that one little thing in the past? What’s that one thing that you can’t and will never forget in your past regardless if you’ve moved on? Everyone has one!

Six Naked Victoria's Secret Models? Yes Please!

You’d think seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models in the nude wouldn’t be such a big deal, considering that Victoria’s Secret models already spend all their time in their underwear (yes, all their time, that’s all they do, so shut up). Of course, that isn’t the case because having Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks all standing naked in a row is pretty freakin’ awesome. Would have been a bit awesomer if they were facing the right way, but they look quite nice from the back as well.

Lindsay Lohan: Sex Addict

If it’s not drugs, drinking, or crashing her car into trees, you can bet Lindsay Lohan is going to get addicted to something, and her former boy-toy, Riley Giles has just revealed that Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict. Surprise, surprise. Riley spoke to News of the World, and dished the dirt (and yes, it’s dirty) on Lindsay’s compulsive need for sex after quitting drugs, and what it’s like having sex with Lindsay Lohan. A lot of sex.

Sadly, Riley has yet to provide a Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

"Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

"We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys."

Riley continues with what is as scientifically accurate an explanation of addiction as you’ll get from a "professional" snowboarder.

"When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.

"And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.

"The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.

"Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.

"She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other."

Well, you know what they say, a gentleman never tells…

Meanwhile, when OK Magazine asked Lindsay what she thought about the whole Jamie Lynn Spears teenage pregnancy thing, this was her response:

"Not much, why do people think it’s such a big deal?"

Ha! No surprise there. Of course Lindsay doesn’t think being pregnant at 16 is a big deal. She’s probably just jealous she didn’t think of it first. With everyone else in Hollywood getting pregnant, you can bet your year-end bonus that Lindsay pissed her sex addiction hasn’t given her anything besides Herpes.

Here’s Lindsay wearing a really appropriate giant cross around her neck. Also, check out the acne.

Monica Bellucci’s Breasts Are Captivating

Here’s something out of the ordinary: Monica Bellucci in the December issue of “Paris Match” magazine. Now usually I try to stay away from posting middle-aged women, because let’s be honest, who really wants to see a half-naked 43-year-old? Still, there’s just something about these Monica Bellucci pictures that have me captivated. Can you guess what?

Kate Moss' Sex Tape Law Suit

The Kate Moss sex tape story is heating up. According to Page Six, Moss and her legal team are trying to block her ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty from selling a sex tape the former couple made, as well as talking to British TV about their love life.

The Babyshambles frontman is negotiating with Britain’s ITV2 network to tell all about their romance and share his home videos of her in a documentary titled "Kate & Pete: A Love Story." Doherty, who split with Moss last summer, could make $1 million, a source said, adding, "Producers hope he’ll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders."

But an insider told PageSix.com, "Kate is furious with Pete. She has contacted her lawyers and plans to get an injunction to stop the production." Moss will be horrified if the tapes surface. "Some of it is really raunchy stuff Kate believed would never be seen by anyone else," we’re told. "She’ll feel betrayed."

Yeah, I’m not 100% sure I would really want to see a Kate Moss sex tape. Especially not one with that crack-head ex of hers. Somethings are definitely best left behind closed doors. That being said, like any bad car crash, it’s really hard to look away.