Sunday, December 30, 2007

Angelina Jolie Is On Top

Angelina Jolie has been named the best celebrity humanitarian person of 2007. Reuters conducted the survey on 606 people. They also named Bono, Desmond Tutu, Bill Gates, Mia Farrow, Don Cheadle, Brad Pitt and some other people worthy.

On the other side of the list, Madonna was named the worst celebrity humanitarian meaning she gives celebrity humanitarianism a bad name. Also joining Madge are Paris Hilton, Oprah, Bono and Bob Geldof. Bono made the best and worst? Paris should’ve been the worst. That bitch is a joke. I thought her ass was supposed to go to Rwanda! Lying whore.

Angelina is a good person, blah…blah… Let’s just get it over with and give her the worst for the best person who ever lived in the whole universe ever. You know she wants.

Here’s Brangelina shopping at a children’s store named Pippen Lane in New Orleans. Angelina really should be shopping at Talbots or wherever the hell she goes, because she needs new threads bad. They probably went to that children’s store to buy Shiloh "make up" gifts for ignoring her all the time. Yeah right! She gets the hand-me-downs from Zahara!

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