Who Are These People And Why Are They Famous?

I ask you this! Why the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his horsie-mouthed daughter famous? Billy Ray’s fame should’ve stayed in the early 90s. I watched like 10-minutes of that Hannah Montana crap and it was so boring that I started to chew my toe nails. I would’ve done that anyway yes, but watching that sped up the process.

I mean that chick was in Page Six today, because she broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers. Her shit should stay in BOP! and Tiger Beat. What the hell? She’s like 15 or some shit. They’ll be back together by Sunday. That’s how teen break-ups work. I know every tween, fetus, baby and some creepy older men dig her ass, but I don’t get it.

I feel so ancient blabbing about this. Ignore everything I just said.